therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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