Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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