your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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