Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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