No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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