I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
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