Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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