Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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