if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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