the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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