Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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