Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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