no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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