I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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