it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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