your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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