David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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