Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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