So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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