haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
cat food counts as protein by the way
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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