Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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