i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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