U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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