she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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