She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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