I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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