Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
