Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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