My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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