this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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