I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
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