Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Everclear isn't food dammit
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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