Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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