Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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