Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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