At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
So. Much. Porn.
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