Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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