her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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