it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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