He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Randomize
