you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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