Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
