K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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