I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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