Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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