I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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