just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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