omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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