If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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