omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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