After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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