Dual....:-)
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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